I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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