Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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