I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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