I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.