It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.