Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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