I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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