Sry I called you an 8
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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