there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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