Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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