Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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