I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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