i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
