worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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