Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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