bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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