my sisters under your porch take her home
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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