Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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