Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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