okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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