You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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