Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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