just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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