Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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