I didn't shave. On purpose
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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