He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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