So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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