god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
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he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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