dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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