You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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