I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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