Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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