no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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