I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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