11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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