Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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