Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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