butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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