They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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