So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just found puke in my bra..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't put those talents on a resume
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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