Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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