Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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