it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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