dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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