Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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