i would punch a child for taco bell
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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