I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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