So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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