somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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