Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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