What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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