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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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(407): View more from Florida

I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises

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(770): View more from Georgia

if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?

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(208): View more from Idaho

She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.

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(214): View more from Texas

So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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Sounds better than last semester

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...

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(850): View more from Florida

These people don't understand my stages of drunk

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.

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