too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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