I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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